Mum told me to make a list of reasons i’m a numpty, I think she was joking and I also DON’T think i’m a numpty but hey I did it anyway
1: Mum says so and she thinks she’s always right
2: I always seem to be being “stupid” at the wrong moments in time
3: I keep breaking things when people are already in bad moods
4: because I was talking and listening to Diana at the same time, but she didn’t seem to understand the fact I could listen to her and talk to someone else at the same time
5: I spilt a whole half cooked cake onto the floor whilst Dad was trying to make his dinner
6: because I didn’t take a towel with me when I was rinsing the conditioner out of my hair.
7: because I wear “stupid” shoes on walks (may I point out they were my old already muddy shoes)
8: because I can’t add 7 and nine together.
9: because I put 3 tablespoons instead of 3 teaspoons of salt into my bread dough (I’m sure it said tablespoons)