Why I am a Numpty
Mum told me to make a list of reasons i’m a numpty, I think she was joking and I also DON’T think i’m a numpty but hey I did it anyway
1: Mum says so and she thinks she’s always right
2: I always seem to be being “stupid” at the wrong moments in time
3: I keep breaking things when people are already in bad moods
4: because I was talking and listening to Diana at the same time, but she didn’t seem to understand the fact I could listen to her and talk to someone else at the same time
5: I spilt a whole half cooked cake onto the floor whilst Dad was trying to make his dinner
6: because I didn’t take a towel with me when I was rinsing the conditioner out of my hair.
7: because I wear “stupid” shoes on walks (may I point out they were my old already muddy shoes)
8: because I can’t add 7 and nine together.
9: because I put 3 tablespoons instead of 3 teaspoons of salt into my bread dough (I’m sure it said tablespoons)
RE: Number 7
You do need to remember that your parents’ idea of a walk is actually a slog through the muddiest fields that they can find, so anything short of fish waders would probably be considered inappropriate footwear.
fishING waders. Sheesh!
Very true Iain very true. But just this once there was no mud at all. Tehy were just being picky!
seven add nine is sixteen. come on becca, everyone knows that!!!!!!
thi is hilarious!!
Hahaharriet xxxx
Harriet i did know what 7&9 was really i was just having a brain dead five minutes!!
10. Because you can’t cook cheese on toast, forgetting that you cook one side, TURN over, put the cheese on the UNCOOKED side then toast that….
Some people make chese on taost the way i accidently made it!! Anyway Holly did it the other day!!